I'm Andrew. 26. Manhattan. Writer/Blogger. Improv comedy performer.
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This is the jumble of things I write, enjoy, reblog, repost and occasionally write about. I mostly take them from Reddit. I wish I was able to be the originator of these, but I'm not. I cry myself to sleep at night a lot because of this.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: siempresoloysinamor)
(Source: emilyisobsessed)
#Forever weird
sonics-saltguns-and-sociopaths:
Times when you’ve probably encountered the Silence and forgotten:
-Any time you’ve walked into a room and forgotten what you went in there for.
-When the dog barks at nothing.
-Any time you’ve experienced deja vu.
-Whenever you hear the floorboards creek in an empty house.
-When the cat stares at the corner of the room.
-Whenever you’re alone and feel like you’re being watched.
-Anytime you’ve lost your train of thought for no reason.
Add more if you got ‘em
I forgot why I reblogged this.
NO STOP I DONT LIKE THIS
-When you trip over nothing
Great. The uplifting meme is now wanted for murder in New Jersey.
http://gawker.com/kai-the-internets-hero-hitchhiker-now-wanted-for-mur-507575285?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
Someone probably should have taken that hatchet from him.
what we have here gentlemen is a swanson cluster
SWANSON CLUSTER
(Source: old-yellow-brix)
